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Gudrun Ritter is a German actress. She appeared in more than one hundred films since 1959.
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Things Couldn't Be Better is the second studio album by Canadian rock band The Reason. The song \"We're So Beyond This\" features guest vocals by Sara Quin of Tegan and Sara and the artwork was designed by artist Emy 'EE' Storey.
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The Follo Line is a 22-kilometre (14 mi) high-speed railway between Oslo and Ski, Norway.
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