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{"type":"programming","setup":"Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?","punchline":"Random Dude: [...💘]","id":58}

{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}

{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}

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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}

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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?","punchline":"It gets toad away","id":30}

{"type":"standard","title":"Navahrudak Castle","displaytitle":"Navahrudak Castle","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2468464","titles":{"canonical":"Navahrudak_Castle","normalized":"Navahrudak Castle","display":"Navahrudak Castle"},"pageid":21744954,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Nowogr%C3%B3dek_zamek_08.jpg/330px-Nowogr%C3%B3dek_zamek_08.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/Nowogr%C3%B3dek_zamek_08.jpg","width":4000,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279359963","tid":"b7f09d07-fbc2-11ef-8bf7-057b65d7ec7d","timestamp":"2025-03-08T02:12:00Z","description":"Former castle in Navahrudak, Belarus","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.60145833,"lon":25.82771389},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navahrudak_Castle","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navahrudak_Castle?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navahrudak_Castle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Navahrudak_Castle"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navahrudak_Castle","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Navahrudak_Castle","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navahrudak_Castle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Navahrudak_Castle"}},"extract":"The former castle in Navahrudak, Belarus was one of the strongholds of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, cited by Maciej Stryjkowski as the location of Mindaugas's coronation as King of Lithuania as well as his likely burial place. On the opinion of Lithuanian historians, there is no information that King Mindaugas lived or visited Navahrudak at all - it is Maciej Stryjkowski's 16th century written conjecture in the interpretation of legends.","extract_html":"

The former castle in Navahrudak, Belarus was one of the strongholds of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, cited by Maciej Stryjkowski as the location of Mindaugas's coronation as King of Lithuania as well as his likely burial place. On the opinion of Lithuanian historians, there is no information that King Mindaugas lived or visited Navahrudak at all - it is Maciej Stryjkowski's 16th century written conjecture in the interpretation of legends.

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{"type":"dad","setup":"Why don't eggs tell jokes?","punchline":"Because they would crack each other up.","id":384}

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