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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't skeletons fight each other?","punchline":"They don't have the guts.","id":449}
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Bolshebereznikovsky District is an administrative and municipal district (raion), one of the twenty-two in the Republic of Mordovia, Russia. It is located in the southeast of the republic. The area of the district is 957.7 square kilometers (369.8 sq mi). Its administrative center is the rural locality of Bolshiye Berezniki. As of the 2010 Census, the total population of the district was 14,072, with the population of Bolshiye Berezniki accounting for 45.4% of that number.
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621 VGS is a Volunteer Gliding Squadron based at RAF Little Rissington in Gloucestershire, United Kingdom. 621 VGS is one of 10 remaining Volunteer Gliding Squadrons and operates under No.2 Flying Training School, within No.22 (Training) Group of the Royal Air Force Air Command.
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